Competition

Every so often, the powers that be at dlm think up new ways of bringing fun to their readers.

Don't ask me why, they just do. In my opinion, the panel of experts, offering their fashion advice, charm and all round exuberance for life, provide more than enough fun for the likes of you.

But then I am just the messenger.

So without further ado, on with the show.

Win an exclusive dresslikeme t-shirt!

I know it may sound too good to be true, but I can confirm with full authority that a dresslikeme t-shirt (as modelled here by my young friend Timothy) has been made available for the winner of the following competition.

All you have to do is answer the simple question, fill in your details and click the button.

It really is that easy.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
	Assuming that the woodchuck was of average build (for a woodchuck), had had a full night's sleep and had loaded up on complex carbohydrates during the previous day - two small saplings (stolen from a beaver's dam-building stash) and a carrier bag full of pine cones (stolen from a small boy gathering winter fuel).
	Given the correct chucking gloves and windless conditions - five small logs and two sacks of kindling.
	It's a hypothetical scenario. Just puy my name forward for the t-shirt. All right?
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Good luck.

Your friend,

Wilberforce