Dr Octopush began his career as a professional Octopush player. He toured the world mixing with the glitterati, gaining a reputation as one of the world's most stylish men.
During the next 17 years, Dr O spent his time developing the world's first fashion computer.
Following its completion, dresslikeme.co.uk spent several months in negotiations with Dr Octopush and are finally able to bring you the benefits of his amazing machine.
Simply complete the questionaire below and click on the calculate button. Then within seconds the fashion computer will advise you on how to transform your look from Fashion Flop to Fashion Idol ™ (watch out for the TV series).
Better still, sign up to receive his Musings by Email.
Remember, it's free, and it could save your life.
Enter the competition and find out.
Oh, and you could win an exclusive dlm T-shirt as well.