Our Experts

The powers that be at dresslikeme.co.uk have used their considerable influence to lure (and ultimately trap) the following self-styled, sculpted and opinionated fashion gurus into their roles as regular columnists and feature writers on all things fashion related.

Lord Harrington

Ah, a true gent. If only more of his type were still around today.

Lord Harrington offers to take you by the hand and walk you through the myriad of avenues which is modern world fashion.

Dr Octopush

Ex-Octopush superstar, Dr O now leads the way in the world of fashion.

Make sure you try his fashion computer.

Psychic Sild

Plucked from the ocean when but a boy, Pyschic Sild has blossomed into the world's favourite fish-based stargazer.

"Leo is prancing amongst the daisies". Priceless.

Vernon Rochefort

What can be said about Vernon? A high flyer earning executive salaries, respected throughout the fashion industry the world over.

Until the incident. Well, incidents, really. He doesn't like to talk about them, and quite frankly nor do we.

Enjoy.