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Announcement

fashion guru, fashion faux pas, classic and retro T-shirts from dresslikeme dresslikeme launch stylish new T-shirt range

With the high quality fabric and bold typeface, the dresslikeme.co.uk T-shirt will turn heads wherever it goes.

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The Musings of a Lord

Lord Harrington - Fashion Guru If you would like to learn the true meaning of fashion from a doddering old man who's eyesight is failing then you have come to the right place.

He is Lord Harrington and he knows style.

Today's Musing...

The History of Clothes

Hats - fashion faux pas? If you have ever wondered about why we have socks, ties, scarves, or indeed even hats, then feel free to visit our history section.

Write To Our Experts

Fashion advice from Vernon RochefortMoving on we have the letters page where our esteemed experts answer your questions and make suggestions and alterations to your wardrobe.

Write to us at:
letters@dresslikeme.co.uk

Completely Mad

The Fashion Computer of Dr OctopushNow this is a little special – definitely my favourite. Here we find Lord Harrington and his trusty companion Dr Octopush. Frankly I have no idea what they do but they have been living here for the past eighteen years. Lovely fellow – completely mad. Try not to dawdle, we really don’t want to disturb him.

Psychic Sild & Vernon

Psychic Sild - an Alternative HoroscopeHere we find the remainder of our happy columnists who spend each and every day thinking up new and exciting articles for you the reader.

Look there's Psychic Sild and Mr Rochefort. Hello sirs.

In closing

Please feel free to have a nose around for the next few minutes while I go and have a little lie down.

The shop will be open for the remainder of your visit so please do have a browse of our merchandise and look at the new lines from a few of the leading houses.

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